THIS IT. THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP. PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE. ALLOW THE SMALL YELL. SO GRAND.
I learned a valuable life lesson from a video game.
Observe your surroundings
Think before you act
Make your move
And thats how I won this round of life.
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg